20 Things I Have Noticed

1. Snow, regardless of how much, makes people drive like lunatics.
2. Some people are just weird.
3. Given the opportunity, most people will make an idiot of themselves.
4. Having no hair and nothing between your hat and the top of your coat makes you susceptible to freezing in icy temperatures.
5. If you pray for strength to do the right thing, the right thing is done.
6. I must look okay because I have been asked to "check someone's hair" before a picture and I am bald.
7. There are not enough hours in the day for me to do all I want to do.
8. If you have a child laying in a hospital bed and you steal someone's wallet and max out every credit card in there and then deny it, you are a bad person.
9. The packaging for Blue Rays and DVD's are very similar and can be mistaken, purchased, and subsequently returned.
10. My skin has never looked better and I thoroughly enjoy good-looking skin.
11. Nobody works harder and complains less about it than my husband.
12. I am not smart enough to do my old job anymore.
13. If you mix together an Atkins protein shake (because you are not getting enough protein), 6 teaspoons of Benefiber (because you are not getting enough fiber either), and Breyer's Smooth & Dreamy vanilla bean ice cream (1/2 the fat), it is really a "protein rich meal replacement", NOT a milkshake, no matter how good it tastes.
14. The Kardashians should be ashamed of how they turned out...the mom included.
15. If Howard Stern is the big "draw" for Sirius Radio, then I will ride in silence.
16. There is a real need for "fashion police" where I live.
17. If I have to say that someone did not hurt my feelings, then they probably did.
18. I am trapped by what I have to do in order to be who I want to be.
19. Getting in and out of a compact car is incredibly difficult when you are accustomed to getting in and out of a Suburban. (I almost killed myself on the way down to the seat!!!)
20. Time is only our friend when we "sleep on it" or when it "will tell"...the rest of it is just tick-tocking away, making us older, hopefully wiser, but never the recipient of more time.